Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Randomize
