Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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