The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
we should paint friendship bongs
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