i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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