I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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