do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
