there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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