Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
babies were throwing up all over the place
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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