how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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