I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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