Having a random hookup so left but love u
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My day in three words: secret purse cake
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Randomize
