Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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