Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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