oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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