Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
its not stalking. its research.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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