in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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