i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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