is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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