He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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