with your own penis?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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