You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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