Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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