he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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