I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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