I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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