I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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