Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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