hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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