I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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