It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Soap is not a condiment
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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