none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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