im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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