He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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