is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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