Whatcha textin bout Willis?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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