So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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