My room smells like vodka and shame
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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