Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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