Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
