We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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