summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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