I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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