Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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