That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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