How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
