have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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