I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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