I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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