The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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