I don't think brook has ever known best
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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