No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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