i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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