pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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