You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
